mrm0nchDec 24, 20251 min readSTEVE BANNON LANDS DEAL WITH CHQUTA TO BE NEW FACE OF THE BRAND AS STEVE BANNANON
mrm0nchDec 22, 20251 min readNEW NICHOLAS CAGE MOVIE CALLED "THE CAGE” IS A SILENT BLACK AND WHITE FILM ABOUT A CHARACTER CALLED NICK TRAPPED IN A BIRD CAGE
mrm0nchDec 20, 20251 min readNEW TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER TO REQUIRE ALL AMERICANS RE-ENTERING US TO PROVIDE 5 YEARS OF GOOGLE SEARCH HISTORY
mrm0nchDec 18, 20251 min readMARCO RUBIO REVEALS THAT HE THINKS THE LAMP REALLY TIES THE ROOM TOGETHER
mrm0nchDec 17, 20251 min readYOU CAN NOW REDEEM 1 MILLION MCDONALDS REWARDS POINTS FOR FREE OZEMPIC THROUGHT THE MCDONALDS REWARDS APP
mrm0nchDec 15, 20251 min readACCORDING TO NEW STUDY 67 PERCENT OF PEOPLE BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY READ ON THE INTERNET
mrm0nchDec 13, 20251 min readTIME MAGAZINE NAMES AI SLOP OF MAN WHO CARVED A TRAIN OUT OF WOOD AS PERSON OF THE YEAR
mrm0nchDec 12, 20251 min readGEN Z FEELS UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT THE MIDDLE FINGER EMOJI AS IT'S TOO ”PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE”
mrm0nchDec 11, 20251 min readVENEZUELLAN FISHING BOATS ARE FLYING TRUMP FLAGS TO AVOID GETTING NUKED BY PETE HEGSETH
mrm0nchDec 9, 20251 min readWALMART SHOPPERS DISCOVER A 67% OFF DISCOUNT CODE BY SHOUTING SIX SEVEN INTO THE SELF-CHECKOUT REGISTER
mrm0nchDec 7, 20251 min readSALT BAE AND DONALD TRUMP ARE TEAMING UP TO OPEN A CHICKEN NUGGETS RESTAURANT
mrm0nchDec 6, 20251 min readNORTH KOREA HOLDS MILITARY PARADE TO CELEBRATE NEWS THAT KIM JUNG UN IS NOT IN THE EPSTEIN FILES
mrm0nchDec 5, 20251 min readDONALD TRUMP AWARDED INAUGURAL FIFA BEST MRI SCAN PRIZE BY GIANNI INFANTINO
mrm0nchDec 4, 20251 min readUS DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE IS TESTING WATERING CROPS WITH MOUNTAIN DEW VIA AI POWERED DRONES
mrm0nchDec 2, 20251 min readIN A JOINT STATEMENT, DHS AND TOY MAKER MATTEL ARE REQUESTING THAT PEOPLE PLEASE STOP USING ICE BARBIES TO MAKE VOODOO DOLLS OF KRISTI NOEM AS IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING
mrm0nchNov 30, 20251 min readTHE WHITE HOUSE IS DECLINING TO COMMENT ON REPORT THAT DONALD TRUMP IS A MASSIVE COCKROACH WEARING A DONALD TRUMP SKIN-SUIT
mrm0nchNov 29, 20251 min readICE AGENTS LEADING CAUSE OF NATIONWIDE ADULT DIAPER SHORTAGE AS BUSINESSES DECLINE THEM USE OF THEIR RESTROOM FACILITIES
