NEW TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER TO REQUIRE ALL AMERICANS RE-ENTERING US TO PROVIDE 5 YEARS OF GOOGLE SEARCH HISTORY

According to FUX NEWS, a newly signed executive order will require all American citizens re-entering the country to provide 5 years of google search history from all of their electronic devices. The border control will screen citizen’s search history for any anti-american searches such as “is Trump in the Epstein files”, “JD VANCE MEME”, “Vanity Fair”, “Caroline Leavitt lip filler”, “inflatable animal costumes”, “why is everything so fucking expensive?”, “do human ears grow back?”, “did Donald Trump poop his pants on live television?” As well as a list of 67 other high priority and high risk queries. Re-entry into US will be denied to anyone who either deleted their search history or cannot provide a search history for the past 5 years (include incognito mode).