VENEZUELLAN FISHING BOATS ARE FLYING TRUMP FLAGS TO AVOID GETTING NUKED BY PETE HEGSETH

In a move that one evolutionary biologist calls “adaptive yet inevitable”, the Venezuellan fishing boats are increasingly flying MAGA flags to avoid detection by the US military. To add to their camouflage they are also wearing american flag bikinis, drinking Bud Light and blasting country music from boat speakers. Whether this camouflage is really necessary at this point is unclear, as US has moved on from killing fishermen to capture Venezuellan oil tankers, revealing it’s hand and it’s true agenda. -FUX NEWS