NORTH KOREA HOLDS MILITARY PARADE TO CELEBRATE NEWS THAT KIM JUNG UN IS NOT IN THE EPSTEIN FILES

North Korea was not holding back this weekend, hosting a massive display of it’s military power as celebration of Kim Jung Un being confirmed NOT to be in Epstein Files. In an interview given to a FUX NEWS reporter (now held at an undisclosed location of a North Korean labor camp; thoughts and prayers), a North Korean Ambassador stated “Praise be to our Supreme Leader, who shines brighter than the sun, and makes the best choices for our glorious nation, like not mingling with the notorious ped0philes Jeffrey Epstein and Donald J. Trump. We hold this military parade in his honor and to show the world that we got nukes,

*coufh*pleasegetmeoutofhereIreallywanttoplayGTA6whenitcomesoutandallwehaveistetris*cough*” -FUX NEWS