MARCO RUBIO REVEALS THAT HE THINKS THE LAMP REALLY TIES THE ROOM TOGETHER

In a FUX NEWS interview, United States Secretary of State Marco Rubio has revealed that he think the lamp really ties his room together. “Listen, I know it’s controvercial right now with the country being really divided over interior design options, and lamps have always stood out as beacons of polarization, but I’m not afraid to say that this is a nice lamp and it really completes this room. Like when it’s dark, you can turn it on, and it basks the room in soft yellow glow. And when it’s light you can turn it off, and it just looks like a nice accent piece on the table. I mean I know it looks like a $29.99 lamp fron Walmart, but I actually got it from an antique fair for more than I’d like to admit paying for it, but you know, it’s like a vintage lamp, and it really ties this room together”