STEVE BANNON LANDS DEAL WITH CHQUTA TO BE NEW FACE OF THE BRAND AS STEVE BANNANON
- mrm0nch
- Dec 24, 2025
- 1 min read
Updated: Dec 29, 2025

According to FUX NEWS, Steve Bannon and Banana company Chiquita have reached a $67,000 partnership deal, cementing Steve Bannon as the new face of the brand. While the partnership contract lasts, Steve Bannon will legally change his name to Steve Bannanon and visit zoos nationwide to promote Chiquita’s brand by eating a bunch of bananas and singing the Banana song in front of any available primate exhibits.




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