THE WHITE HOUSE IS DECLINING TO COMMENT ON REPORT THAT DONALD TRUMP IS A MASSIVE COCKROACH WEARING A DONALD TRUMP SKIN-SUIT

The White House is declining to comment on a report that Donald Trump is a giant cockroach wearing a Donald Trump skin-suit.

According to a FUX NEWS reporter, Donald Trump was last seen at his golf-course resort, eating massive amounts of sugar, slurring his words and walking in erratic patterns which left many around him to speculate on whether he was indeed a massive cockroach wearing a Donald Trump skin-suit.

Further speculation which has gone un-addressed by the White House has been fueled by the constant need for extreme orange makeup to maintain healthy palor of the decaying flesh-suit, and clear signs of skin-suit rot such as the black mark frequently seen on the “presidents” right hand. Follow FUX NEWS as we bring you more on this developing story.