ICE AGENTS LEADING CAUSE OF NATIONWIDE ADULT DIAPER SHORTAGE AS BUSINESSES DECLINE THEM USE OF THEIR RESTROOM FACILITIES

"We just can't keep enough Depends Adult Diapers on the shelves to accomodate the influx of ICE agents into our community" said a North Carolina COSTCO owner, "they come in first thing in the AM as we open and clear out the shelves. I mean it's great for the business but there are folks who come asking later about them who really need them for medical reasons, and I just can't help but feel bad for them. I mean we made it pretty clear to ICE they are not welcome here, and most businesses either lock their doors or turn them away when they ask to use the bathrooms, so I really don't know where they go to relieve themselves, maybe in the bushes, maybe into bottles, and I guess they now resort to diapers."

With many in the area now calling them Donny's DooDoo Squad and Diaper Patrol, there have been evident benefits of ICE wearing diapers as in many cases their arrival is often foretold by a strong smell, giving those who need it, ample time to clear out. - FUX NEWS