ELON MUSK WILL USE FARTS TO HELP POWER A ROCKET GOING TO MARS

“I mean it’s all pretty simple, the human body expells methane as a result of processing food in what we commonly call a fart. This fact is inevitable, and it is wasteful to not use the methane expulsion in a manner that would benefit the overall mission. We are working on ground-breaking tech right now at SpaceEx, called F.A.R.T or Flatulence Acquisition and Retention Technology. To put simply, this will be an addition to the asstronauts space suit that will go in their pants, and will capture and store the methane from the farts. The methane will then be stored and used when necessary to power the engine as it is easily combustible. We are also dedicating considerable resources to the science of fart-maxxing and gathering the most flatulent crew possible for the Mars mission.” stated billionaire and tech visionary Elon Musk in a FUX NEWS interview.