CLASSIFIED, DO NOT DISTRIBUTE: 78.3500° S, 163.4999° E Recent satellite survey shows an unidentified flying object entering and leaving...

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June 30 - 1908, Siberia -Are you sure all of this is really necessary? -I don't feel like getting vaporized today, do you? -well no......

Officer Lopez - ma'am could you please start from the beginning and tell me exactly what happened? Witness 5 - I already told everything...

10:31AM -begin log: -due to malfunction in the EMP containment cell, the subject has escaped containment. Current whereabouts are unknown...