mrm0nchNov 28, 20251 min readFLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR SHOOTING AT CAR WITH DECORATIVE ANTLERS, AFTER MISTAKING IT FOR A REAL DEER
mrm0nchNov 27, 20251 min readCOSTCO EMPLOYEE INSTRUCTED TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” WITHIN 10 FEET IF SHOPPERS
mrm0nchNov 26, 20251 min readWADDLE, ONE OF THE TWO TURKEYS PARDONED BY TRUMP, WAS SPOTTED IN THE WHITE HOUSE KITCHEN BEING PREPPED FOR THE THANKSGIVING FEAST
mrm0nchNov 26, 20251 min readCOLONEL’S KFC ORIGINAL RECIPE WAS HIDDEN IN THE EPSTEIN FILES AS A GUARANTEE IT WOULD REMAIN SECRET FOREVER
mrm0nchNov 24, 20251 min readNASA WARNS WE HAVE DAYS LEFT TO PREPARE AS GIANT, YOUR-MOM SIZED ASTEROID IS HEADED FOR EARTH
mrm0nchNov 23, 20251 min readLEAKS REVEAL JD VANCE IS SEEKING SERVICES OF ETSY WITCHES TO BREAK UP THE BLOSSOMING RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND ZOHRAN MAMDANI
mrm0nchNov 22, 20251 min readSILICONE VALLEY STARTUP IS BUILDING DTF (DOWN TO FART), AN APP THAT HELPS USERS FIND LOVE BASED ON THEIR FARTING HABITS AND PREFERENCES
mrm0nchNov 21, 20251 min readICE AGENT SUES HOME DEPOT FOR NOT PROVIDING REASONABLE ACCOMODATIONS AFTER LOSING TOES TO FROSTBITE WHILE UHAUL STEALTH-CAMPING IN STORE PARKING LOT
mrm0nchNov 19, 20251 min readWITH RELEASE OF EPSTEIN FILES IMMINENT, DONALD TRUMP SHOUTS “LOOK A SQUIRREL” IN A WHITE HOUSE LAWN INTERVIEW.
mrm0nchNov 17, 20251 min readUNITED STATES PASSES THE C.O.U.C.H ACT, LEGALIZING MARRIAGE TO FURNITURE IN 11 STATES
mrm0nchNov 16, 20251 min readLEAKED DOCUMENTS FROM THE NORTH POLE REVEAL THAT DONALD TRUMP IS ON THE NAUGHTY LIST.
mrm0nchNov 15, 20251 min readCAT SNEAKS INTO WHOLE FOODS. DRINKS 2 GALLONS OF MILK AND SHITS IN THE ORGANIC BLUEBERRIES.
mrm0nchNov 14, 20251 min readFUX NEWS: STILL MORE CREDIBLE THAN YOUR FAVORITE MAINSTREAM MEDIA NETWORK
mrm0nchNov 14, 20251 min readCOSTCO INCREASES PRICE OF HOT DOG COMBO TO $1.67 IN ORDER TO APPEAL TO GEN ALPHA
mrm0nchNov 13, 20251 min readTRUMP OFFERS CAMBODIA 0% TARIFFS IF THEY CHANGE THEIR NAME TO “SCAMBODIA”
mrm0nchNov 13, 20251 min readJEFF BEZOS SUPRIZED AMAZON WAREHOUSE WORKERS WITH A PIZZA PARTY AND A RARE LABUBU
