CAT SNEAKS INTO WHOLE FOODS. DRINKS 2 GALLONS OF MILK AND SHITS IN THE ORGANIC BLUEBERRIES.

Police were called to a local whole foods on Saturday morning, when store manager Clive C. discovered what appeared to be fecal matter in the organic blueberries. Upon further inspiction of the store premises, 2 whole galllons of milk were found empty in dairy aisle, with what looked like feline cat prints leading away towards the stock room. The detective on scene requested to review the security footage tapes, where he discovered a brown and white cat committing the aleged crimes. The suspect is still on the loose, but MCPD states they are dedicating all their resources to apprehending the feline robber as soon as possible to restore peace and trust in the comminity.

-FUX NEWS