COSTCO INCREASES PRICE OF HOT DOG COMBO TO $1.67 IN ORDER TO APPEAL TO GEN ALPHA

In a bold marketing move, the warehouse giant COSTCO, is raising the price of the iconic $1.50 hot dog combo to $1.67, reportedly in an effort to appeal to a younger audience. “We see a lot of boomers and generally older folk at the store, shopping for patio furniture, the latest Stephen King Novel and a 1 year supply of pretzels, but the younger audience is increasingly choosing other retailers.” Said a COSTCO spokeperson in a FUX NEWS interview. The $1.67 price is expected to attract Gen Alpha shoppers due to the recent popularity of the numbers 6 7. COSTCO hopes that the price adjustment will help to propel it’s hot dog combo to meme status, and in turn, increased profits this holiday season.

-FUX NEWS