CHUCK SCHUMER HAS REPORTEDLY ENROLLED IN AN ALPHA MALE BOOTCAMP

Leader of the Senate Democratic Caucus Chuck Schumer Has reportedly enrolled in an Alpha Male Bootcamp after recent polls show that majority of americans do not consider him to be “sigma” or to have any “rizz”. “There’s two wolves inside me, one wants to be a nice guy and one wants RESPECT, so I am taking my destiny and my future into my own hands and enrolling in a 10 day gruelling Alpha Male Training program to help transform my mind, body, and spirit. Remember this timid Chuck Schumer that stands before you now for it will be a different beast to emerge from the other side” -interview conducted by FUX NEWS with Chuck Schumer