NASA WARNS WE HAVE DAYS LEFT TO PREPARE AS GIANT, YOUR-MOM SIZED ASTEROID IS HEADED FOR EARTH

NASA chief has confirmed humanity’s worst fears: A enormous your-mom sized asteroid is on an imminent collision with planet Earth. It’s impact location is not yet certain, however NASA’s analysis predicts that the dust plume ejected as a result of a direct hit regardless of it’s location will cause a 67 year long freeze and winter due to dust particles blocking out the sun. -FUX NEWS