“He probably thinks he’s being slick, but come on, there’s really only one person who wants that relationship to go south, and I’ve already done a “please love me daddy” spell for Donald Trump Jr. so we can definitely rule HIM out. I mean, the username iLoveCouches69420 is not too subtle… Anyways he’s paying good money for it, i hope it works for his sake. Ok enough questions, hand me that eye of the newt and that virgin’s fart in a jar over there.”
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