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LEAKS REVEAL JD VANCE IS SEEKING SERVICES OF ETSY WITCHES TO BREAK UP THE BLOSSOMING RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND ZOHRAN MAMDANI

“He probably thinks he’s being slick, but come on, there’s really only one person who wants that relationship to go south, and I’ve already done a “please love me daddy” spell for Donald Trump Jr. so we can definitely rule HIM out. I mean, the username iLoveCouches69420 is not too subtle… Anyways he’s paying good money for it, i hope it works for his sake. Ok enough questions, hand me that eye of the newt and that virgin’s fart in a jar over there.”
“He probably thinks he’s being slick, but come on, there’s really only one person who wants that relationship to go south, and I’ve already done a “please love me daddy” spell for Donald Trump Jr. so we can definitely rule HIM out. I mean, the username iLoveCouches69420 is not too subtle… Anyways he’s paying good money for it, i hope it works for his sake. Ok enough questions, hand me that eye of the newt and that virgin’s fart in a jar over there.”

 
 
 

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