UNITED STATES PASSES THE C.O.U.C.H ACT, LEGALIZING MARRIAGE TO FURNITURE IN 11 STATES

United States has passed the C.O.U.C.H Act which makes it legal to marry furniture in these 11 states: Wyoming, West Virginia, North Dakota, Idaho, Oklahoma, Alabama, Kentucky, Arkansas, Tennessee, South Dakota, and Mississippi. In a FUX NEWS interview, an Idaho resident Kent P said the following “I am so happy that I can now tie the knot between me and Sandy (she’s that beautiful purple love-seat over there in the corner). Excuse her please, she’s a little shy around new people, but after our visit to the courthouse, I’m planning to take her around town and introduce her to some folks and maybe go out for a nice steak dinner. There’s still a bit of stigma around our relationship, but I think our country is going in the right direction, and people will warm up over time. Heck, Greg down the dirt road mentioned he was seeing a nice lil foxy dresser the other day…”

-FUX NEWS