COLONEL’S KFC ORIGINAL RECIPE WAS HIDDEN IN THE EPSTEIN FILES AS A GUARANTEE IT WOULD REMAIN SECRET FOREVER

“When we explored secure locations to stash the KFC Original Recipe, we looked into top of the art encryption, underwater bunkers, even Swiss banks which technically do not even exist on record. None however came even close to the guarantees of security provided by the Epstein Files. I mean where better to hide our secret recipe than among the list of the world’s wealthiest pedof1les?” -KFC spokesperson in a FUX NEWS interview