FOLLOWING ONLINE BACKLASH, CORNELL WILL REQUIRE THE 7 FRAT-BRO-RAPISTS TO WRITE A HAIKU AND PLANT AN APOLOGY TREE

ITHACA, NY - Cornell University and the 7 Frat-Bro-Rapists are reeling from a recent online backlash, following revelations of their SA group chat and the "slap-on-the-wrist" punishments that the predators were able to get away with (writing an apology essay). Many online are calling for further investigation and for stricter punishment for the frat-bro-rapist 7.

FUX NEWS sat down with a Cornell University rep who had the following to say on this matter: "Here at Cornell University we take sexual assault allegations seriously. Not as seriously as protests against Palestinian Genocide, and you know obviously we have to take into account the race and gender of the assailants, and the fact that their future may be negatively impacted by their actions, but we DO take it seriously. Which is why have decided to have the 7 upstanding members of the Cornell community write haiku to express their feelings on the matter, as well as plant an apology tree of their choosing. We believe this is an appropriate response on the matter and will provide the victims with the needed closure as they can bask in the shade of the tree and contemplate on the meanings of each haiku. We specifically requested that the 7 upstanding members of the Cornell community do not use ChatGPT in writing the haikus, so you can expect them to be straight from their heart and to be reflective of their remorse on the matter."

The online community had mixed feelings about the severity of the added punishment, with many still being skeptical about the frat-bro-rapist 7 not relying on ChatGPT to create their haikus.

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