TRUMP WARNS THAT ABDUL EL-SAYED WILL IMPLEMENT SHANGRI-LA AND GOM JABAR IF ELECTED AS SENATOR

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Donald Trump warned on Tuesday that Abdul El-Sayed, a candidate for the Michigan U.S. Senate will implement Shangri-La and Gom Jabar if he is elected for office.

"Not only has he not openly denounced the Fremen, he also looks like he may be a Kwisatz Haderach with underground ties to the Sardaukar. SAD!

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

President DJT."

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