TRUMP PROMISES $6 PAYMENT FOR 20 MILLION SENIORS REDEEMABLE FOR 4 COSTCO HOT DOG COMBOS

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a nationwide "Feed the hungry" initiative, Donald Trump is promising a $6 stimulus check to 20 million seniors. There is however, a small catch.

"The $6 stimulus check is strictly ONLY to be redeemed for up to 4 Costco hot dog combos. We want to ensure the nation's seniors get only the best and most nutritious food that the U.S.A has to offer. The Costco hot dog combo also famously comes with a refillable soft drink. We encourage the seniors to fill that up with Mountain Dew, because it has electrolytes necessary for helping maintain a senior well hydrated and moisturized." stated a White House representative in an exclusive FUX NEWS interview.

The timeframe of when these checks are expected to arrive, as well as how the government will keep track and enforce the redemption of the $6 check for hot dogs instead of for the highly desirable and nutritious Big Mac is still unknown, and the White House was unavailable for further comments on these follow up questions.

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