DONALD TRUMP PLANNING TO CHANGE LAST NAME TO “AMERICA” TO HELP BOOST MID-TERM RATINGS

WASHINGTON D.C. - "My name might not be on the ballot this November, but America's future is on the line. Which is why I will be legally changing my last name to "America", because America's future depends on your vote and I am God's chosen son to carry on the mission of MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

President Donald J. America.

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