TRUMP LOSING INTEREST IN GREENLAND AFTER LEARNING IT'S NOT GREEN AND ACTUALLY COVERED IN ICE

A source close to the White House has revealed that Donald Trump is quickly losing interest in invading Greenland after looking at Google images of the country and finding out that most of it is covered in snow and ice. “He actually thought it was a very green place, as the name implies. His main interest is and always has been to just turn it into a huge golf-course and it’s difficult to have a good golf course where grass barely grows. So we may see a gradual move away from invading Greenland in the short term and a move towards invading a greener, more golf-course friendly country in the near future.” said the source close to the president in a FUX NEWS interview.