THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD CHICK-FIL-A IS REPORTEDLY DISCUSSING OPENING ON SUNDAYS

ATLANTA, GA — In what economists are calling a devastating sign for the American economy, Chick-fil-A is reportedly considering opening its restaurants on Sundays after struggling to stay afloat.

The company, which has famously refused to operate on Sundays since 1946, is apparently facing such severe financial pressure that executives are considering taking the unprecedented step.

“We’ve cut costs everywhere,” said one anonymous executive. “We even started putting less sauce in the chic-fil-a sauce packets.”

Sources say opening Sundays could generate enough revenue to keep the company alive.

“Do you understand how bad things have gotten?” the executive asked.

“We might have to work on Sunday.”

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