TEMU ISSUES RECALL ON CHARLIE KIRK AUTOMATON AFTERIT DESTROYED SOME FROZEN LETTERS

“I initially purchased the Charlie Kirk automaton off Temu based on the advice of one of my besties, who told me she LOVED her automaton and that it did such a great job carrying the flame. I grabbed mine on a nice Christmas sale and it arrived pretty quickly. I never had an automaton before, so at first, I was slightly wary of it’s potential aggression towards me, but my fears were laid to rest when I asked it to provide me with statistics on robot on human violence and it asked me “counting or not counting ICE violence?”

Things really went downhill when we were walking past a beautiful ice sculpture and my automaton suddenly began to spew some nonsense and them violently attacked and destroyed the frozen letters, after which it ran off into the distance before I could enable it’s security shutoff. I contacted Temu for a refund, citing malfunction, and they were prompt to issues a worldwide recall and a security hazard warning on this particular model.”-FUX NEWS interviews with Jessica from Minnesota.