STUDY SHOWS 9 OUT OF 10 REPUBLICAN MEN PREFERA PASTY OLD WHITE MAN IN SHORT SHORTS TO 99 HOT TWERKING LATINAS

A recent study of republican men by FUX NEWS indicated that 9 out of 10 prefer to view an old white pasty man in short shorts perform mediocre footwork on stage to watching 99 hot latinas twerk to some SPANISH music. "Give me an old white boy shaking that ass to "Cool Daddy, Cool" ANYDAY to some WOMEN shaking their behinds on screen. At least the white boy doesn't trigger any impure thoughts in my mind as I'm sure thr LATINASA do for al you un-american HEATHENS!"

Stated Chad from Oklahoma.