RUDY GIULIANI IS IN A CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED AIR-CONDITIONED STABLE

Rudy Giuliani is reportedly in a critically acclaimed air-conditioned stable. It is not clear why he is there or what he is doing, but according to our sources he is rolling around in the hay and making horse sounds. Initial reports indicate the other horses in the stable are not being too receptive or hospitable to this intrusion and are attempting to hoof Giuliani in the forehead, so far without much luck as he is very nimble at dodging their blows and the stste of the art air conditioning is keeping him fresh and energized. This is a developing story, follow @mr_m0nch for FUX NEWS and visit mrmonch.com to read more.