RJK JR. SUGGESTS THAT DRINKING DIET SODIES CAN HELP KILL AUTISM CELLS

“Obviously it’s not all diet sodies that can kill the autism cells, only the fresh squeezed diet sodies have that effect, and you know we lab tested them by pouring them on some grass. If the grass died we concluded that the diet sodies do indeed kill the autism cells because everyone knows that grass is autistic. “ RJK. JR in a FUX NEWS interview.