RJK JR SUGGESTS DONALD TRUMP USED THE INVERTED PYRAMID DIET TO FULLY REGENERATE UNWANTED EAR PIERCING

In a recent statement , RJK JR. suggested that Donald Trump used the healing power of the newly announced inverted food pyramid diet to fully regrow and regenerate his unwanted ear piercing. Trump reportedly has been testing the efficacy of the inverted food pyramid on himself, prior to the public announcement, to fully ensure it’s safety and validity. The test results had incredible regenerative benefits to the point of healing and regrowing missing tissue and limbs, making the inverted food pyramid a miracle discovery for the human race.