RFK JR. SUGGESTS THAT EATING DIARRHEA LETTUCE MAY BE A GOOD WEIGHT LOSS STRATEGY

In an exclusive FUX NEWS interview, RFK Jr. stated that having explosive diarrhea for days may actually be a beneficial strategy for someone who is looking to lose some weight. "Look | know it's gross but the facts are facts, a person sufferring from diarrhea can lose an average of 10-20 Ibs of weight before they get better. So who's to say that the explosive diarrhea parasite is not a blessing from the Lord up high onto the american people? I mean the numbers don't lie, the obesity epidemic is out of control, so amybe this is a blessing in disguise? We can all just poop ourselves into a healthy body and weight once again. Just pop by your local Walmart and take a bit from an unwashed head of lettuce, and you should have your summer body ready before you can say "Taco Bell".