PRAYER ASSISTED BOWEL MOVEMENTS HELP MAINTAIN GOOD GUT HEALTH AND STRENGTHEN FAITH

When traditional medication fails to treat severe constipation, religious groups are now turning to prayer assisted bowel movements. "There's just something special with releasing gas and having a healthy bowel movement as 10 of my flock recite Hail Mary with their hands on my back" stated Pastor David in a FUX NEWS interview. "I know it might seem strange, but if you look into the Bible, there are plenty of examples of the healing power of prayer. I lead a weekly prayer bowel-movement group right after the sermon on Sundays, and you would be surprised how many people turn up, despite the social stigma of farting and moving bowels in public. We did have invest into 4 new air-conditioning units to help with the smell and keep the air fresh in the room, but the donors have been more than generous and really stepped up to foot the bill and expenses. This has been so popular, that we are currently fully booked for the next year's prayer bowel-movement sessions, but you can buy my e-book where I outline the exact process of how you too can assist your flock in maintaining healthy BM's and keeping their faith through prayer."

FUX NEWS by mr m0nch