'POLITICALLY HOMELESS" JOE ROGAN IS REPORTEDLY _ CRASHING ON JD VANCE'S COUCH

In a heartwarming turn of events, “Politically Homeless” Podcaster and shiny-headed-baldman Joe Rogan has found a temporary home on JD Vance’s couch. While JD Vance was initially reluctant to let another man sleep with his couch, big-beautiful and not at all sunsetting dealmaker Donald Trump helped to facilitate the transaction by signing an executive order which would allow politically homeless podcast bros to sleep on politician’s couches in exchange for favorable representation in their podcasts as well as a pinch of DMT.

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