PETA CONDEMNS JAVIER MILEI FOR USE OF CAPYBARA FUR IN HIS WIGS

In a recent scathing statement, PETA condemned Argentinin President Javier Milei for his use of capybara fur in his lavish wigs. Milei, who is known for his love of french fries, his sister and his dead dog Conan, says that he got the idea one night when Conan visited him in a dream and told him that putting capybara fur into his wigs would make him look like less of a total fucking idiot. Taking the advise to heart, Milei has been committed to gathering only the finest Capybara furs that south america has to offer. The move towards capybara fur in wigs has been highly divisive. Milei supporters love his new look, while people with eyes and a brain find it ugly and distatsteful.