NEWLY SIGNED EXECUTIVE ORDER SEEKS TO ADJUST HOW PERCENTAGES ARE CALCULATED AND TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS

A newly signed executive order by President Donald J Trump is seeking to adjust how percentages are calculated as well as how they are taught in schools. “Noone knows more about percentages and math than me. When I say discount a price by 1500%, I mean the price will be discounted very bigly, by how much is not important, that’s only important for nerds and sick people, and everyone knows nerds and sick people are LOSERS and their opinions don’t matter as bigly. My record breaking executive order will make percentages work MUCH BETTER than they did under Sleepy auto-pen Joe Biden. You no longer have to worry about the MATH, you can just say and do whatever you want and if anyone corrects you they are ANTIFA. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTTENTION TO THIS MATTER LETS MAKE PERCENTAGES GREAT AGAIN!” -President Donald Julius Trump