"NEWLY SIGNED EXECUTIVE ORDER MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO FART WITHIN 60 FEET OF THE PRESIDENT"

Based on world leading medical advice from RFK JR. who has recently advised that both holding and smelling farts can cause autism, the Donald Trump was quick to sign an emergency executive order making it illegal to fart within 60 feet of the president. A special secret service team of fart sniffers is presently undergoing training lead by lead fart sniffer Vice President Vance, to both detect and eliminate any farting threats.

-FUX NEWS