NEW YORK SCULPTOR SPENT $100,000 MAKING A STATUE OF NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM THAT NOBODY WANTS TO BUY
- mrm0nch
- Jul 22
- 1 min read

A sculptor in New York has reportedly spent $100,000 creating a lifelike statue of Neville Longbottom out of bronze. Unfortunately it appears nobody wants to buy it. “I really thought that Neville was a strong supporting character and I could make some money either selling this piece into a private collection or tour the country and display it for the true Harry Potter fans. I mean the market is already saturated with Harrys, Rons and Hermoines, what we need more of are the background character who didn’t get as much screentime but were still essential to the overal development of the plot.” stated the sculptor in an exclusive FUX NEWS interview. At this time there have been no offers for the purchase of the piece or requests to display it at any locations, both counting and not counting government owned properties.




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