NEW COLLEGE GRADS QUALIFY FOR 67 YEAR MORTGAGE UNDER NEW TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER

A newly signed Trump executive order guarantees that any new college grads will qualify for a 67 year mortgage (a slight step up from the previous 50 year mortgage), making the american dream of home ownership once again attainable for the young generation. “We’re making housing affordable again, I love the word, affordability, it’s a democrat hoax, but when I say it, it’s not a hoax, it’s a real word, and it sounds nice to say, I don’t slur it like other words, I’m not sure what it means but noone cares, my poll guy says people like to hear it, affordability. The mortgage rates are down 7000% if you finance the house for 67 years, even stupid people like Eric can understand this.” - DJT in a FUX NEWS interview