NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC USES STATE OF THE ART MICROPHONE TO CAPTURE AUDIO OF THE FIRST EVER MICRO-PENIS FART

In a major breakthrough for the scientific community, National Geographic micro-penis bioligist and audio engineer Dennis Izznuts has captuted the first ever recorded audio of a micro-penis fart. “Listen, I know this may sound like a BIG deal, but I don’t want to take all the credit. Obviously the support of my team has been tremendous and I wouldn’t have been able to do it wthout them. And honestly like a lot of great discoveries in science it was just a matter of being at the right place at the right time. When President Donald J. Trump took that powerful stance, I knew by instinct this was my one and only chance… I thrust the boomstick towards his crotch, and lo and behold we now have the audio of the first ever recorded micro-penis fart which you can hear on our website at mrmonch.com” stated D. Izznuts in a FUX NEWS interviews. (Shortly after the interview aired, the released audio of the micro-penis fart was scrubbed from the internet for public safety reasons as it was reportedly making multiple people violently sick and disoriented”