NATION CELEBRATES ALL TIME LOW SCHOOL SHOOTING RATES AS SCHOOLS SHUTTER DUE TO ICE RAID FEARS

“I just want to thank our brave men and women in Temu tactical military gear for unifying our nation against a common domestic threat and for helping to reduce the number of school sh00tings. I mean if the schools are closed due to fear of being raided by a masked untrained militia, sure maybe the kids won’t learn how to read or write, but at least they won’t be involved in another mass school sh00ting right? And honestly, who even needs education when being an ICE agent is a career option? I definitely think our nation is headed in the right direction, we are Making America Great Again, god bless Donald Trump!” stated a furloughed teacher of a school district currently being raided by ICE agents.