"MASSIVE METHANE CLOUD HEADED FOR EARTH"

In the latest cosmic development, asstranaut and science man Neil DeGasse Tyson has issued a dire warning about a massive methane plume which has been expelled from Uranus in the direction of planet Earth.: "Listen, this is no laughing matter, if this stank-ass cloud reaches Earth, we're gonna be hotboxing on methane for next 3000 years."

Unfortunately there is not much to be done other than pray and watch as the cloud draws ever closer...

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