"LOUD FARTS MISTAKEN FOR GUNSHOTS LEADS TO TENSE STAND-OFF WITH THE POLICE"

"Listen I was just minding my own business in my appartment watching some Netflix, enjoying some left-over Taco Bell, when I let a few big ones rip. I mean I know they are loud, but jeez, gunshot loud?? I think my neighbor may be overreacting.." said Shaun Windsmouth in a FUX NEWS interview. The erroneous report lead to an hour long standoff with the police with a SWAT team having to be called in after a few more loud farts were heard from the appartment.

-FUX NEWS