JD VANCE SAYS THE END TIMES ARE COMING. HERE’S HOW THE APOCALYPSE CAN AFFECT YOUR RETIREMENT PLANS

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following warnings that the Biblical end times may be approaching, financial experts are urging Americans to reconsider their retirement strategies.

“If the Book of Revelation is correct, your 401(k) could experience significant volatility,” said financial analyst Brad Kashmonei.

Experts recommend diversifying your portfolio across stocks, bonds, gold, and whatever the Bible says will still have value after the Four Horsemen arrive.

Financial advisors also suggest increasing contributions to your 401(k), unless you believe the Rapture is coming before your next paycheck.

“If you’re counting on retiring at 65, you may want to revisit that timeline,” Kashmonei said. “The Lord may have other plans.”

Experts say the safest investment during the Biblical apocalypse may be faith, although it currently has no ticker symbol.

FUX NEWS recommends staying calm, checking your retirement balance, and remembering that you can't take it with you anyway.