"IT AIN'T MUCH BUT IT'S HONEST WORK” ICE AGENTS MAKE ENDS MEET BY COLLECTING AND RESELLING DILDOS THROWN BY PROTESTORS

“Yea man, it kinda sucks, I didn’t get that bonus they promised, and I didn’t even get health insurance... Gotta make ends meet somehow you know… Fortunately these libtards started throwing high quality dildos at us now. Did you know some of these go for like $50 on ebay? Every time they throw em, I just collect a bag of dicks, then go list it online and it sells so fast man, it’s crazy. I think I sold a bag of dicks back to one of the protestors the other day. Dignity? Man who needs dignity when you got MONEY. Sometimes I’d drive my cruiser past the protest, and they’ll throw the dildos and many of them will stick to my car because they have this suction cup thingy. It’s like dick fishing, e-z money man!” Stated Cleetus in a FUX NEWS interview.