ICE BOOK CLUB DISBANDED AFTER ONE SESSION AS AGENTS REVEAL THEY CANT READ

A book club setup by DHS as a morale boost for Minnesota ICE agents to unwind afrer a long and stressful day of violating every possible constitutional right of state residents, has unfortunately been disbanded after one session as all agents revealed they cannot read. “We thought to start with some light reading of Mein Kempf by a famous Austrian painter who’s inspired millions around the world to be the worst version of themselves” stated a DHS spokeperson. “I honestly just sparknoted the book before the session, but apparently we needed to take turns reading each paragraph, and after 7 people passed with various excuses, we just kinda all stopped pretending to know how to read. Reading is woke anyways, who needs education when you have tear gas?” Stated an anonymous ICE agent in a FUX news interview.