"HAND GLAZING" A NEW VIRAL FASHION TREND AMONG MAGA YOUTH

“Are you GAY?” “Are you doing DRUGS?” “Are you a DRAG QUEEN?” Are all common questions parents of MAGA youth are now asking as their children show up at home with a thick layer of unsightly makeup smeared on the back of their hands. But not to worry, “Hand Glazing” is just another fashion trend that’s taken the MAGA youth of the nation by storm. FUX NEWS caught up with one of the makeup artists offerring Hand Glazing tutorials and services to better explain the trend. “It’s pretty simple really, the MAGA youth are standing in solidarity with our glorious leader, Donald J. Trump, by applying makeup to the back of their hands to show him that he is NOT alone and that together we are strong. I believe it’s simple and kind gestures like this that build unity and love in such hateful and violent times that we find ourselves in. Anyways a session of hand glazing makeup is $89.99 per hand, guaranteed to last until you wash your hands, or you can buy my eBook for $299.99 to learn how to Glaze like a pro.”