"FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR SELLING HIS FARTS IN A JAR FOR $10K AS AIR FROM TAYLOR SWIFT ERAS TOUR"

“I first listed a jar of air claiming it was from the Taylor Swift Eras tour on ebay for $100 and it sold within minutes. The next one I sold for $1000 just as quickly. I put a few on auction and one bid all the way up to $10,000. My buddy Jason dared me to fart into the jar and ship it like that, so I did. Anyways, I’m pretty sure I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for that beer-fart. Am I sorry? Nah, I’ll do it again” - Cliff G.

-FUX NEWS