DONALD TRUMP OFFERING THE TRUMP GOLD CARD TO ANYONE WILLING TO SIT THROUGH ENTIRE PREMIER OF "MELANIA"

After the unprecedented successful premier of Melania’s new documentary, which sold an entire 4 tickets in the state of Colorado, Donald Trump is taking an unusual marketing approach to help bolster the film’s popularity by offering a Trump Gold card to anyone willing to sit through the entire premier of the movie. The condition is that the viewer must not get up from their seat (even to go to the bathroom or for popcorn) and must also stand up and clap at the end of the film. Upon completion of the movie, a friendly neighborhood ICE Agent will hold the Trump Gold card award ceremony in the parking lot in the back of their unmarked van. All interested should directly contact Kristi Noem.