"CYBERTRUCK AUTOPILOT UPDATE DETECTS DRIVER FARTS"

Our recent in-cab analytics report has detected an increase in driver methane expulsion, or to speak more plainly, the cybertruck drivers are farting a lot more and are hot-boxing on their own farts, which creates dangerous driving conditions as the methane inhibits the driver's ability to make rational decisions behind the wheel" - Elon Musk stated in a recent intervew. "As such, we are implementing a free autopilot software update which will a) use in car microphones to detect flatulence, and for those with silent but deadly farts, b) will use in cab-methane sensors to detect an increase in methane from farts, and will immediately re-route the car to the nearest gas station bathroom to allow the driver to relieve themselves and continue with their tRip." This update has stirred some debate online, as in current development states it cannot be disabled, and many cybertruck drivers prefer to hot-box on their farts on the way to the destination. We will continue to monitor further development of the amazing technology from Tesla and bring you the latest news.

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