Chess, not checkers: The U.S. military is intentionally crashing F15 fighter jets into anti-aircraft missiles to gain air superiority over Iran

FUX NEWS sat down for an interview with the United States Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth to learn the real truth about the downed U.S. F15 fighter jets over Iran: “Listen the fake news media would have you believe that the fighter jets were shot down by Iranian missiles, and yea, in part that’s what we WANT you to believe as that means also what the ENEMY would believe. We are playing chess here, not checkers. To gain true air supriority over Iran, we have devised a foolproof plan to eliminate their anti-aircraft missiles, one by one, by crashing the F15 fighter jets into the missiles when they are in the air. The enemy would never suspect such brilliant and devious tactics and so we will smite their missiles with as many F15 fighter jets and american soldier’s lives as it takes. I have our lord and savious babyJesus Christ the King to thank for this brilliant plan, as when I sat down to strategise, I asked myself, what would baby Jesus Do? And ofcourse the answer is Jesus would turn the other cheek and crash a $90 Million fighter jet into a $100k missile. God bless the USA!