BIG BEAUTIFUL DICK 67 FOOT RICHARD NIXON MEMORIAL STATUE TO BE ERRECTED IN WASHINGTON DC

Plans are underway for errection of “Big Beautiful Dick”, a 67 foot tall broze statue of Richard Nixon in Washington D.C. The statue will be errected in the Washington mall in front of the Capitol building and will stand firm as a rock-hard reminder to the American people that Nixon, like Donald J. Trump, was not a crook.